I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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