I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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