That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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