Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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