So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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