I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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