Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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