I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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