Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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