I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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