I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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