like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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