yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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