how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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