Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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