Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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