I wish i was in the wii world.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she peed on how many people?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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