KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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