whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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