Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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