If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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