i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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