Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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