Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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