Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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