IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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