we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Randomize
