I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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