I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
