so explain again why im purple
no
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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