haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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