Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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