The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Also, beer. Big fan.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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