He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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