So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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