You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i dont even know how to be here
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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