Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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