belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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