i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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