I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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