I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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