You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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