Why are handjobs necessary in class?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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