Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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