I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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