Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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