IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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