I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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