im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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