That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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