Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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