We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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