WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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