i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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