used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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