i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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