if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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