forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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