Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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