grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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